your honor i have xibits
xibit 1: The water in Europe is so FRICK--G hot that today I took a bath and made a delicious pasta dinner AT THE SAME TIME.
xibit 2: IT IS NOT JUST WATER I had some rocking sweet potato + coconut milk soup from a restaurant and it took TWO DAYS to feel the roof of my mouth again. Sure the klein bowl was only 2,50 Euros but think of the poor old people
xibit 3: Okay so I didn’t really make a bath pasta dinner but if you run a bath with the water on only hot and then walk away for **15 minutes** you come back and say “oh now its time for a nice hot OH GOD MY FOOT NOW HAS NEVRE DMG”
xibit 4: THIS HAPPENED IN SWITZERLAND TOO maybe hot water is like land mines that never got cleaned up after the war
xibit 5: Germans SPEED UP when they see you jaywalking it’s like the law bible infuriator!! if you do something illegal Germans either love you many ways or want to stab your limbs in an energy saving way
xibit 6: IF YOU WEAR A BICYCLE HELMET YOU ARE UNCOOL!!!! what in the world is going on there are SOFT SHELLED BABIES scooting around like homeless snails all it takes is a crowmobile to swoop down and BITE BITE and then you get to the organic bakery and have a “sweet kinder you did a good bike ride OH NO MY KINDER IS HALF OF ONE” tragedy
your honor where ARE THE LAWYERS AROUND HERE no one is doing anything about it i don’t think germany even has a gross natural product in lawyers but this is messed up
man this place is deadly
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